99 Pearls Of Wisdom

just-smith:

poorpoorpitifulme:

talking-fedora:

IT’S CALLED JUDAISM, YOU TWATS.

Lolol, what is circumcision?

It’s important to note that Judaism isn’t the only religion which practices circumcision, because anti-circ protesters are often called anti-Semitic.

kkristoff:

shovel-girl:

What the fuck did you think would happen ?

see how the hammer slowly turns toward the woman at the end? i think what happened is these two were arguing and the hammer got so mad it slammed itself against the wall and the woman is shocked because hammer has never gotten this angry before and hammer’s just like don’t fuck with me woman i will nail you

kkristoff:

shovel-girl:

What the fuck did you think would happen ?

see how the hammer slowly turns toward the woman at the end? i think what happened is these two were arguing and the hammer got so mad it slammed itself against the wall and the woman is shocked because hammer has never gotten this angry before and hammer’s just like don’t fuck with me woman i will nail you

moggiepillar:

I never understood why kids tease each other about having zits.

like

"Hahaha, occasionally, a piece of dirt or bacteria makes its way into your pores and your body defends you from infection in the only way it knows. Neener neener neener!"

jessemybabyblue:

The Breaking Bad Family Photo Album Season 3

wtftimmy:

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

this was pure genius

foxxycleopatra:

when someone calls you fake

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